unative:

time goes by so fast when you’re avoiding homework

(Source: hiidylan)

amoying:

*dad voice* son, we need to talk about your url….

h0rmonecasserole:

Saying “my friend” is just much easier than saying “this person I follow on tumblr” so you’re all my friends whether you like it or not okay

lohanthony:

i’m never going to forgive jamie lynn spears for getting pregnant and ruining zoey 101

I remember this one time, a fly flew into my Uncle’s orange juice. And my Ateh and I told him to drink it for.$100 and he did. And I remembered it like an hour ago. It was funny.